Everyone is outside acting like idiots because it’s 2012 (and they are likely drunk). Wonder if they have any idea what is in store this year?

For me its definitely going to be a year revolution through music. If its the last year for civilization as we know it, it’s my human duty to try and open up the minds of as many as I can before its too late for the message to be heard!

Til Death!
-K.Sele

10/09/07 Two years ago today Castro and I made the adventurous ride to Reno, Nevada to be pronounced Man and Wife.

The last two years have been wonderful, difficult, happy, a struggle at times, and an adventure to some it up with a few choice words.

Today my Mom reminded me that every day is a new start, a chance to bring about Life in any way you want it to be.

Today I accept the last two years, I remember the wrongs that I have committed, remember how hard I’ve fought to get here, and promise I will fight 1,000 times harder from here on out.

To quote my husband, “You and I immovable while the Earth eats itself to death.”

Til Death Babe!

I’m going to preface this post with the following disclaimer that I was never a big G.I. Joe fan. I know the basics, but I never watched it as much, but I had the pleasure of watching G.I. Joe: The rise of Cobra last night.

Oh My Fucking Gods it was HORRIBLE for a few reasons.

#1: While I expect any movie based on a cartoon from the 80′s to take certain liberties with the story lines and possibly changing the characters slightly I expect the characters to remain pretty true to form. I’m sure there were many more mistakes than I noticed but….wasn’t The Baroness Russian? or at least some Slavic based nationality? She sure spoke with a Russian accent, as did Destro for that matter, but he’s Scottish and apparently speaks Celtic now, because his plane responds to Celtic in the new movie. Yes the plane take commands in Celtic. Well in bastardized, incorrect enunciation Celtic at least, as Marlon Wayons AKA Ripcord, doesn’t really pronounce the Celtic word for “Fire” quiet properly, yet the plan responds to it anyway. Also Snake Eyes does not have lips.

#2: WTF is up with the BLATANT MST3K references in the first minute of the movie. First the movie starts with the line “In the not too distant future” (somewhere in Time and Space…lol) but then we get introduced to Nanomites (anyone remember the nanobytes from the Satellite of Love?). OK thats probably just all coincidental, but combine those two with the fact that this entire movie was Riff worthy?

#3: Back to the nanomite weapons. Which the US Government (or was it NATO, i don’t even think the movie knew) paid handsomely for. Why is the government going to pay billions of dollars for warheads that are “being sent to the field” that aren’t “weaponized” yet, and require a fucking particle accelerator to “weaponize?” Yes I’m being dead serious. The “warheads” needed to be “weaponized” and they used a particle accelerator to do so. Doesn’t seem like they would do much good being deployed to the field? And aren’t WARHEADS by definition already WEAPONIZED. I mean I understand “weaponizing” a biological or chemical agent, but isn’t that usually done BEFORE you stick it into a WARHEAD? Really movie? WTF is going on here.

#4 In one scene the General Hawk is in a wheelchair, presumably paralyzed or at least injured, but the next time we scene him like two scenes later, he’s on his feet moving around like everything is dandy. No explanation is ever given for this. In fact this had me thinking for a good part of the movie that General Hawks was actually Zartan at that point, which IMHO would have made a better plot point that what Zartan was actually doing at the time.

#5 Towards the end of the movie, Cobra Commander orders the Ice shelf over Cobras underwater base. Destroyed. We see this happen, yet somehow Scarlet, Snake Eyes, and Breaker escape via an Elevator that’s attached to what? THE FUCKING ICE SHELF! Yet despite the Ice shelf falling into the watery depths, they some how manage to surface? How? I have no fucking idea.

Despite all these issues, there were a lot of good action sequences (though some of the rendering was slightly off, and looked a little rough), and as an action movie it was a pretty fun flick. The idea of the viper soldiers was very interesting, and the accelerator suits gave to one of the best car chases I have seen in a while. Not worth the theater price to see it, but worth a red box rental.

I give it 2 outta 5 nanomites.

Working on some music. Alter ego Moonrock stuff. (She’s half hippy chick, half rainbow bright), probably inspired by Lady Gaga’s performances on SNL this week. Anyway that’s what I feel like doing, but instead of doing it, I’m blogging. Probably because I need to write about the shit pile that was G.I. Joe: The rise of Cobra.

Maybe after. A certain song about Goblins is asking to be written.

but for some reason last night I dreamed I was friends with Adriana La Cerva (Sopranos) and I went to her house where her boyfriend Christopher Moltisanti was drinking bottles and bottles of cough syrup. I joined him, and in a DXM induced hallucination, my sister slipped off the side of a 4 story building, right before I could grab her wrist to pull her up, she fell to the cement road below. She then proceeded to get up and walk away.

Then Chris was robowalking outside of what I can only assume was my dream version of Satriales Pork Store, where Tony Soprano caught him and gave him a royal beat down (which really sucked because at this point in the dream I was Christopher).

Anyway I can only assume this dream was a combination of the Italian dinner I made and the two days without watching any Soprano’s.